it wasn't lemon gatorade
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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