Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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