We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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