woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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