Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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