god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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