in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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