Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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