Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize