dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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