i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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