i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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