i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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