So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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