God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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