She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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