Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
