I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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