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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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