i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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