What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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