if you like me you must not know who I am
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I need a beard to bite.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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