There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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