Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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