Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
