Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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