yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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