ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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