Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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