i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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