You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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