i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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