Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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