The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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