Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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