Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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