She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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