She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
