This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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