I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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