Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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