I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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