This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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