I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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