Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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