Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
operation harelip BJ is a go
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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