Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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