do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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