so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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