she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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