You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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