i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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