Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
id be glad to
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
do nipples grow back?
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