Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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