I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
how does that bad decision feel?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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