Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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