she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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