You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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