Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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